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I met Elivis in 1970…. He said (In Elvis accent) “Hey, I wanna show you something!”. And we go in the kitchen, opens a drawer and takes out a loaded .38, snub nose .38, puts it in my hand and he says “I’m gonna show you how to take this gun outta somebody’s hand. And the little devil that’s here on my shoulder says “Shoot him”. The little angel over here says “Dont kill him, just wound him”. Before I could decide what to do, I was on the floor, and he’d had his boot in my throat and I go “Ha! that’s great Elvis…”.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks | Series 25, Episode 7